Natalie Tonbridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

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I used to live in Tonbridge after moving from SE London and I always thought it was pretty nice there. Really loved the country park and river side walks and there’s some nice .

I've been here for years, and mistakes? I've made loads – yes, dear. There's raw passion in every corner if you just look. So, wander those streets, drop by the riverbanks, and let the whispers of history tickle your brain. Don't come back whining if life gets too hectic; that's the town's charm, I kid ya not.

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