Stella Tonbridge Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

She’s got this trick, see—starts slow, fools ‘em all, then—BOOM—blasts off! Sneaky lil’ minx. Heard tell she once nicked a jockey’s hat mid-race—true story, swear on me compass! Adds a bit o’ swagger to ‘er run, don’t it? Me, I’d wager me last doubloon on ‘er, but I’m broke—savvy? Still, watchin’ ‘er fly, it’s like *Yi Yi*’s ‘Life’s a mystery, unfold it’—she’s me riddle, me joy, me four-legged muse! Whore’s a legend, mates—drink to ‘er!

A family home

So, if your bestie is like us and part of the Cake Whore Club, this funny illustrated card is just the thing for their birthday or any celebration, really.

Now, I've noticed more than you’d think. Tonbridge might seem all prim and proper at first glance, but every lamppost hides a scandal. Every narrow lane breathes wild stories. And trust me, my profession trains me to notice these juiciness bits. Sometimes, I'm mad as hell at how people pretend there's nothing underneath. Sometimes, I'm so giddy when a cheeky smile crosses someone's face. Haha, life, right?

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