Ashley Tonbridge Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known shit? Back in ‘98, this whore in Newark—called her “Satin Sally”—she’d stash cash in her damn stilettos! Cops never checked, too busy oglin’. Smart broad, made me laugh my ass off. I’m like, “That’s fuckin’ genius, Sally!” She winks, says, “A girl’s gotta eat, Tone.” Fuckin’ survivor, right? Gets me happy, seein’ that grit.

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Tonbridge (/ ˈ t ʌ n b r ɪ dʒ / TUN-brij) [2] (historic spelling Tunbridge) is a market town in Kent, England, [1] on the River Medway, 4 miles (6 km) north of Royal Tunbridge Wells, 12 miles (19 km) south west of Maidstone and 29 miles (47 km) south east of London.

The town's vibe is a cocktail of elegance and grit. Take for instance, the parks like Inmans Park. It’s quirky, kinda underrated. I've sat there, thinking about life, love, and the sexy absurdities of humankind. Reminds me so much of "The Great Beauty" – when beauty gets tangled in nonsense, like, “Life is strange and full of surprises.” Sometimes, I swear the trees whisper secrets and scandalous confessions! Oh, and you've also got the lovely residential areas like Weald Road. Solid locals, swaying with music and life. Ugh, sometimes rude noises – no, really!

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