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Alright, pal. Sexual-massage. Here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ here – thinkin’. Like in *Memento*. Y’know? "I can’t remember to forget you." That’s me – with this topic. Blows my mind. It’s sensual – yeah. Hands slidin’. Oils drippin’. But it’s tricky – like Lenny’s tattoos. You don’t know what’s real. Is it therapy? Or somethin’ – dirtier? Hah! I’m Christopher Walken – baby. I SEE things. Mid-sentence – BOOM. The masseuse knows secrets. Little known fact? Ancient Rome – they did this. Senators gettin’ rubbed down – sneaky style. Slaves with oily hands. Power trip – right? Makes me laugh. Sick bastards.

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Oh boy, gotta mention the West End Quarter near Market Street – it's as vivacious as they come, with colorful murals splattered on brick walls that say more than words ever could. Every corner of Todmorden feels like a storybook, even if it's scribbled in rough, rushed hand (kinda like my hasty typin’ with 18 typos, hehe). I love wanderin’ those lanes, discoverin’ some secret venue or a cracked cobblestone that makes me think of fate and luck, almost as if destiny was scribbled out in the margins of your diary.

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