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Lemme tell ya somethin’—had one last week, right? Masseuse was a freakin’ wizard, hands like a million bucks. I’m lyin’ there, tension meltin’, thinkin’, “This beats tradin’ stocks!” Made me happy as hell—until she charged extra for the “special.” Pissed me off, man! Greed’s good, but hers? Ruthless! Still, worth it—left me floatin’, buzzin’, surprised how deep it hit. Funniest part? She whispered, “Relax, big shot,” like I’m some chump—ha! Me, Gekko, a chump? Cracked me up.

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