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Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

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There’s also a lovely riverside walk along the gentle Tiptree Brook. It’s like, ya hear nature whispering away the woes. I met a lady there, lost in her thoughts – it made me really giddy knowing she found a path to serenity. Also – dude, random fact – Tiptree was once known for its jam; yeah, jam! Now that’s a delectable twist in its tale, eh?

Highlights: Maldon & Tiptree 5 Heybridge Swifts 2