Megan Tidworth Sexual Massage ❤️

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Weird fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage on steroids! Started after WW2, soldiers and stuff. Blew my mind! Thought in my head: “Bart, you ain’t cultured enough for this!” Oh, and don’t get me started on the music—flutes and crap? Lame! Gimme some Metallica while you’re rubbin’ me down! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d kill for a massage gun instead—pow-pow-pow, like defusin’ a bomb in *Hurt Locker*. “One last wire, and… bliss!”

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So hey, if you're venturin’ here, prepare for lots of little details: from the neon-lit signs outside the old library on Bell Street – where I once mispelled my own name on a dating ad, silly me – to the hushed, echoing corridors of the Town Hall on Market Sq. Every brick, every paved crosswalk, screams memories.

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