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So, I’m strollin’, right, lookin’ for a bird who’s up for it. Little-known fact: back in the ‘60s, MI6 agents like me—yeah, real suave bastards—used prossies to snag secrets from horny diplomats. True story! This one time, I spot her—legs for days, skirt so short it’s basically a belt. “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sidlin’ up. She’s all, “Wotcha want, love?” I’m thinkin’, *Christ, she’s fit*, but I play it cool—can’t let her know I’m half-mad with lust.

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Sometimes, drivin’ down the winding roads, I get hit with that movie vibe – all “There Will Be Blood” dramatic flair. The feelings? Raw, intense, bonkers real. I get mad when I see trash dumped near the River Tees – ugh, it makes my blood boil, ya feel me? But most spots make me hella happy; each corner’s got a personality, from the quirky murals on Lambton Road to the bustling weekend market on High Street.

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