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Okay, so off the bat, you gotta check out Ditton Park – it's lush, green, and a chill spot when you're lookin' for peace. I always pop there for a breather after a long day of kneadin' stress away. Then there's the River Thames itself, snakin’ through the town like a cool ribbon – seriously, it’s magical when the sunset hits and the water starts glistening like, "See you on the other side" vibes.

Play area and sports courts refurbishment update – spring 2025