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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Matched this chick, profile said “adventurous.” Cool, I’m down. We chat, she’s like, “I’m into roleplay.” I’m thinkin’ dope, maybe some nerdy D&D vibes. Nah, fam, she shows up in a clown costume. A CLOWN. Honkin’ nose and all. I’m sittin’ there, deadass like, “This is my life now?” Couldn’t even smash, I was too busy laughin’. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo—sometimes you win, sometimes you dodge a pie to the face.

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After my feast, I decided to hit the beach. The sun was shining, and people were out enjoying the day. I saw a group of kids building a sandcastle, and I thought, “Man, I miss being a kid.” But then, one of them kicked a ball, and it hit me right in the leg! I was like, “Oi! Watch it!” They just laughed. Kids these days, no respect!

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