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Picture this: me, sprawled out, forest vibes all around, some fool tryna knead my royal arse. I’d smirk, like in *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick—“Are you real or just pretending?” That’s what I’d say, cos half these massage twats are faking it. Did you know, right, back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap? Slathered it on like pigs at a feast—fact! Bet they stank of garlic too, ha!

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The town center is tiny but has loads of color. Some cheeky graffiti on a wall near St. John's Church. Who knew, right? I get a kick outta that. And man, the river (okay, it's more like a stream, lol) zips past near the edge of town. I love to sit there.

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