Penelope Swindon Whore ❤️

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Oi, ya little minions! Me, Gru, da elevator operator, gonna spill some tea bout dat sneaky “whore” business! Ya know, I’m ridin’ up and down dese metal boxes all day, seein’ all kinda folk—da fancy, da broke, da ones smellin’ like cheap vodka. Lightbulb! Dat’s when I tought—whore ain’t just some street gal, nah, it’s deeper, like in me favorite flick, *The Lives of Others*. Dat movie, oof, hits ya in da gut—spies, secrets, an’ people sellin’ soul for a dime!

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I’m erratic, but I love it here. I’m a little rough, a bit mad sometimes. I blurt out feelings – "You merely adopted the dark." when deep thoughts come roaring. I cme here for the raw truth, every messy piece of Swindon tells a tale.

Restored building that is part of Swindon's history up for a prestigious award