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What gets me hyped? When it’s done right, fam—candles flickerin’, some slow jams, maybe that movie soundtrack hummin’, all ambient and spooky. You feel like a king, like Boonmee chillin’ with his monk son, sippin’ on wisdom. But yo, what pisses me off? When some rookie therapist half-asses it, like, “Bruh, you ain’t even tryin’!” I paid good green for this, don’t gimme no weak rubs—get in there, make it *sexual*, not some lame back pat. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Man, even the fish in *Uncle Boonmee* got more action than this!”

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the parks. Singleton Park’s huge! The green spaces soothe you, as if they’re whispering, "You must relax, man, like a dream in a maze." Yeah, that’s my stuff. I even found a quiet corner by the River Tawe – shocker – a perfect spot when the white noise of busy city life fades away. Speaking of which, sometimes the city feels like a surreal labyrinth, a bit like Mulholland Drive – twists and turns, doors that lead to nowhere, but brilliant nonetheless!

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