Emma Swaffham Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

So, whores, right? Not the posh ones, nah—the street-level hustlers, the ones with dirt under their nails and fire in their eyes. I reckon they’re like Lil’ Zé from the flick—ruthless, wild, takin’ what they can. “I smoke, I snort, I’ve killed, I’ve robbed!”—swap that for a whore’s tale: “I strut, I grind, I’ve tricked, I’ve survived!” Same energy, innit? They’re out there, dodgin’ the law, dodgin’ creeps, livin’ a life that’d make Thor piss his hammer. Makes me smirk—mortals are so bloody messy, and I love it!

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John Chapman, Pedlar of Swaffham. aka John Hooker by the town sign depicting the Pedlar, famous for his 'I have a dream' speech which has since been copied many.

So, I finally head home, and I’m thinking about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. Ups, downs, and a cat sweater. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Swaffham, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart.

Plans to demolish former police station re-emerge