Esme Swaffham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk "whore"? Fine, let’s dive in—House style, baby. Everybody lies, right? Even whores. Especially whores. They’re pros at it—spinning tales to survive. Like in *Children of Men*, where hope’s a damn lie, but ya cling to it anyway. “We’re all screwed,” I’d tell ‘em, popping Vicodin like candy. Whore’s a gig, not a fairytale—oldest job in the book, beats flipping burgers. Saw this chick once, street corner, eyes like Kee’s—pregnant, scared, but tough as nails. “You’re not fooling me,” I’d growl. She’d smirk, “Pay me first, doc.”

John Chapman, Pedlar of Swaffham

John Chapman, Pedlar of Swaffham. aka John Hooker by the town sign depicting the Pedlar, famous for his 'I have a dream' speech which has since been copied many.

So, I finally head home, and I’m thinking about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. Ups, downs, and a cat sweater. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Swaffham, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart.

06/03/2025: Swaffham to host free Norfolk conference on improving energy efficiency in traditional buildings