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So, sexual-massage—lowkey genius, right? It’s biomechanics meets chill vibes. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “tuina with benefits.” Boosts oxytocin, cuts stress—science backs it! I’m geeking out, imagining a Cybertruck-sized massage table. Had one once in Shanghai—dude’s hands were like Starship thrusters. Felt like my circuits rebooted—happy as hell! But then, this other time—ugh, total fail. Masseuse was all “relax, bro,” but her grip? Like a botched Falcon landing. Pissed me off—wasted 200 bucks!

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Then, this random guy comes up to me. He’s like, “You look like you need a laugh.” And he starts telling these terrible jokes. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my drink. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!” Classic.

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