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So, sexual-massage, it’s not yer granny’s back rub, nah. It’s hands roamin’, oils slickin’, proper cheeky stuff! Got me heart racin’ once—some lass in Soho, swear she winked mid-rub, I was gobsmacked! Little-known tidbit: ancient Romans did it, called it *fricatio*, posh wankers oiled up gladiators—true story! Makes ya wonder, eh, all that *vivat imperium* malarkey, just horny buggers in togas!

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Let’s talk neighbourhood quirks – a lot of these spots make me think, "Boom! This is life!" One minute I’m in a trendy street side cafe, the next I’m bickering with a cheeky squirrel in Sunbury Park. Yup, Sunbury Park is serf, fulla character; plenty of green space, picnic spots where you just sit and forget your worries – except those pesky dog walkers, haha! So many typos in my head, right? Oh well… 13? might be.

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