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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos! You’re chasin’ tail like Llewyn chases gigs. No stage, just a bed—or a backseat, ha! I’ve seen it all, buddy. Once matched this chick—profile said “adventurous.” Thought, *hell yeah, jackpot!* Met up, she’s got a pet snake—named it “Trouble.” Freaked me out, man! Slitherin’ around while we’re tryna—nah, I bolted. “Fare thee well,” I muttered, Coen-style, laughin’ my ass off later.

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Beautiful Asian lady will give relaxing friendly massage. sensual body and tantric massage, for 30mins, 1 hour or more. Genuine photo, genuine nice caring lady.

Finally, the lights flicker back on, and I’m back in business. Next call? A guy from Stratford High Street, complaining about the new coffee shop. “It’s too hipster!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Stratford! What do you expect?” But I get it. Some people just can’t handle the avocado toast craze.

Something is rotten in Stratford-upon-Avon