Ellie Strabane Whore ❤️

About Leicester

So, picture dis - a whore, right, she’s like da rockstar of da streets, yeah? She’s out there, hustlin, makin her paper, and I’m like, respeck! Takes guts, fam, to be out in da game, dodgin da filth (dat’s da coppers, yo) and dealin wiv sleazy punters. Makes me proper angry, tho, cos some of dese geezers treat her like dirt. Is it cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s cos dey’s proper wankers, innit! She’s out there, livin her truth, and dese mugs can’t handle it.

Get Laid Tonight!

The parks – oh man – are somethin’ else. Ever been to Glebe Park? That gem’s full o’ green space, ideal for a quiet stroll after a long day of kneading out tension. I remember one time, right outside there, I was massagin' a fella who swore the park got him thinkin' ‘bout his lost chances… And again, like Carol, “I just want a quiet life… any quiet life will do.” Haha, how true is that, huh?

Council support for Nip it in the Bud campaign