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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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Storrington is small, a hidden gem. Main street? It’s High Street. Yeah, High Street is poppin’ with cafés, quirky shops, and, oh man, unexpected art murals. I always take a stroll there after work. Rly chill, ya know? I love spotting little stone benches and the funny lamp posts. Dat’s real magic, dude.

Video and photos – Storrington’s Remembrance Sunday parade draws the crowds