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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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I often stroll along the Little Holmes Park. It's not fancy, but its trees remind me of moments from “The Royal Tenenbaums” – yeah, those quirky angles and pastel vibes. Sometimes I think, "There's a whole world beneath these leaves," like when Richie said, "I suppose there is a great deal of loneliness in life." It's funny, right?

First announcement on future of former department store site