Mia Stewarton Whore ❤️❤️

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Hi-ho, she’s no saint—steals yer wallet, laughs in yer face! Sarcasm’s her game—“Oh, you’re *so* holy, huh?” Total riot. Chatty lil’ secret: in some old towns, whores rang bells to signal “open for biz”—wild, right? Picture her clangin’ away, annoyin’ the prudes! I’m ramblin’ now, but Whore—she’s real, raw, a freakin’ tornado. Makes me wanna cheer, “Go, girl, go!” What ya think, pal? She’s a trip, huh?

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Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it's worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a baker in Stewarton is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up at the crack of dawn, right? The sun’s barely peeking over the rooftops on Main Street, and I’m already knee-deep in flour. I mean, who needs sleep when you’ve got dough to knead?

Stewarton Academy partially closed after 'operational issues' discovered