Savannah Stewarton Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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Where is Stewarton? Stewarton is located in the county of Ayrshire and Arran, Scotland, five miles north of the town of Kilmarnock, 17 miles south-west of the major city of Glasgow, 55 miles .

Then, just as I’m about to take a breather, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need!” Turns out, I left a tray of croissants in too long. They’re blacker than a coal mine! I’m frantically waving my arms, trying to fan the smoke away. The whole street’s probably thinkin’ I’m tryin’ to signal a UFO or somethin’.

Critically acclaimed drama set in the 1990s comes to Stewarton