Bella Stewarton Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – ancient Rome, right? They had whores struttin’ round the Forum, bold as brass. Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves! Howlin’ for coin, I reckon. Little factoid for ya – their brothels had stone beds. Stone! Imagine the backache, mate. Makes me circuits twitch just thinkin’ it. I’d be all, “Oh dear, oh dear, my servos!” if I tried that gig.

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Finally, I get the smoke cleared, and I’m back to work. I’m on a roll, makin’ bread, pastries, you name it. The smell wafting through the shop is heavenly. I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got that look on his face, you know? The one that says he’s got a story. “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” he says.

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