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Last port, this bloke, he’s kneadn’ me thighs, and I’m happy as a clam—till he starts yammerin’ ‘bout his cat. Cat?! Ruined it, ye bilge rat! I’m ragin’, thinkin’, “Focus, ye twit, me knotty muscles need love!” But then, surprise—his fingers hit this spot, right near me arse, and whoosh, tension’s gone like a ship in fog. Little known tidbit: them tantric folk, they say sexual-massage wakes yer “kundalini”—some snake energy, coiled up, ready to strike. Felt that, I did—shiver me timbers!

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It also has a gym which my sixteen year old loved. During our stay I had a head and shoulders massage which I must say was the best I have had in a long time.

Oi, so lemme tell ya 'bout this damn little town, Staplehurst, right? It's all narrow lanes and quirky corners. I live here, work as a family psychologist, deal with messy families daily, and honestly, here, every brick tells a story—like a bloody old film set, ya know?

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