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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, brothel—man, what a trip! Like, imagine a place, right? All shadowy, twisty, like *Inception* vibes—“We need to go deeper!” Haha! I pictur it—red lights, velvet curtains, sneaky giggles. Ya know, it’s wild—brothels been around FOREVER. Like, Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den.” How’s that for shady? Makes me laugh, picturing wolves in fishnets!

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Mystique offers Pole Acrobatics shows by some of our in-house dancers. We have the sexiest women in the state with over dancers weekly.

Then you got The Waterfront – proper lush and chill, perfect for a booze hang or a cheeky stroll along the river. By the wayside, there’s a little pub, The Drunken Donkey, which is, honestly, my fave spot for a cheeky cuppa – err, pint, I mean. Mad times there, man – sometimes I’d be workin’ on the app, then boom! Inspiration hit me like a slobberin’ truck. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, but you get the drift, innit; me mind’s wired different after too many nights up debugging code.

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