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So, last week, I’m out, tryna find a prostitute, right? This chick, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “What’s it to ya?” Made me laugh, that did—proper cheeky! Got me thinkin’ bout Haneke’s line, “It’s not about the punishment.” Nah, mate, it’s about the game, the chase, the vibe. Dr. Evil in me’s cacklin’, pinky up, “One million dollars,” like I’m buyin’ her soul or summat.

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Oh, and let’s not forget River Thistle – a sneaky little river that slices through the city. I mean, c’mon, sometimes it spills over on a rainy day and you gotta jump over puddles. It makes me laugh, but also get all nostalgic. I had a date once on its banks that turned into a comedy of errors – mad but fun, ya know?

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