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What’s good bout it? Loosens ya up, I guess. Muscles stop screamin’ for once. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t expect that. But then she’s tryna “release my tension” in ways I ain’t signin’ up for. Nope, lady, keep yer mitts off my unmentionables. I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, not some gigolo. Funniest part? Some parlors got “happy endin’” menus like it’s a damn diner. Hilarious ‘til ya realize they’re serious—then it’s just sad.

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Oh, and let’s not forget River Thistle – a sneaky little river that slices through the city. I mean, c’mon, sometimes it spills over on a rainy day and you gotta jump over puddles. It makes me laugh, but also get all nostalgic. I had a date once on its banks that turned into a comedy of errors – mad but fun, ya know?

Ashington mum gave friend who saved her life morphine for knee pain that caused his death