Avery Spitalfields Brothel ❤️❤️

About London

I get mad, tho – dese places, dey chew up dreams and spit ‘em out. Saw dis one girl, eyes empty, like she’s waitin’ for fate to pull da trigger. Pissed me off, da bosses sittin’ fat while she’s stuck. But den – Lightbulb! – some gals, dey run da show, sassy as hell, takin’ no crap. One winked at me, said, “Gru, you tip or I kneecap ya.” Ha! Loved dat fire, made me grin like a fool.

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Now, let me be frank: Spitalfields can piss you off with its pretentious hipsters and snobbish assholes. Walking by the Spitalfields Market, I’ve seen more pissing and moaning than in a half-decent lover's rendezvous. It’s raw, unfiltered, and at times, downright infuriatin’—but that’s the charm, innit?

Holy Carrot heads east