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Brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Little known tidbit: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin bout their “scores”—like Yelp reviews for hookers, 2000 years early. Makes me laugh, thinkin some toga-wearin prick wrote, “Lydia gives good head, 5 stars.” History’s a riot, huh? Still pisses me off tho—same game, different costumes. Everybody’s actin like it’s all fine, but the vibe? Desperate. Like Charlotte in the movie, starin out that window—empty as hell.

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A 'doss house' (brothel) derives from the French word 'dos' = 'back'. Spitalfields market stands on the site of a hospital from medieval times. It was in fields, as it sat outside the edges of the city.

Now, let me be frank: Spitalfields can piss you off with its pretentious hipsters and snobbish assholes. Walking by the Spitalfields Market, I’ve seen more pissing and moaning than in a half-decent lover's rendezvous. It’s raw, unfiltered, and at times, downright infuriatin’—but that’s the charm, innit?

Abercrombie & Fitch opens in London's Spitalfields