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So, picture this—yer lyin there, half-naked, some geezer’s hands all oiled up, kneadin ya like dough. It’s sensual, sure, but proper therapeutic too! Little known fact—back in ancient China, them emperors got sexual-massages to “balance the chi”—fancy, eh? Probs had concubines slippin jasmine oil everywhere, gigglin. Makes me chuffed thinkin bout it—happy as a pig in muck! Tho once, right, I got this dodgy one—bloke smelled like old socks, nearly puked. *“Fear, take the wheel!”*—my brain was screamin, mate.

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I remember one day workin’ near the Southgate tube station – folks rushin’, but then there's this peaceful spot at The Grove Park. Man, that place calms my weary soul like the movie said, “We all got a destiny.” Like in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, babe – that wild mix of beauty and chaos; it's all here, ya feel me?

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