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Y’all ever try it? Ain’t just for fancy spas—heard in Thailand they twist ya like pretzels, sexual-massage style, costs ten bucks! Bushism time: it’s “uniquely unique,” relaxes the muscles and, uh, other stuff. Sarcasm? Sure—call it “back therapy” to yer preacher, see him squirm! “Life’s a mystery,” *Ten* says—well, sexual-massage’s the clue, folks. Don’t overthink it—just let ‘em rub, and yer golden. Now, where’s my oil? Gotta loosen these ol’ prez shoulders!

Oriental Massage in Southampton

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I love chillin’ by the Itchen River – serene, flowin’, like life itself just driftin’: feels magical, rememberin’ that one time I sat under a weepin’ willow in Southampton Common. That park’s huge; got trees, trails, and memories. Folks come here to pace, to breathe, to find that inner calm. And trust me, as a relaxation specialist, there’s nothin’ like it... even if some days I get kinda mad when the pigeons, they just strut around like they own the place – no kidding!

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