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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total chaos, man! You swipe, you bang, no strings, right? Bullcrap! People get clingy fast, like, “I’m not Rita, I’m Betty!”—freaks me out, needy asses everywhere. I tried it once—yep, Cartman got game—matched this chick, total smokeshow. We’re chattin’, she’s sendin’ nudes, I’m like, “Sweet Jeezus, I’m in!” Met up, and she smelled like patchouli—gross! Dumped her ass quick, respect my authoritah!

Exploring Adult Dating in South Hayling

Try eharmony.. it isn't free but you have to do a compatibility test which filters out a lot, much better than all the other sites.

Then, there’s this couple, right? They’re all lovey-dovey, can’t keep their hands off each other. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to do my job, and they’re makin’ out like it’s a rom-com. I’m like, “Get a room, or at least a corner!” But deep down, I’m kinda happy for ‘em. Love in South-Hayling, who knew?

Finders-in-the-field: Elegant Tern, Hayling Island, Hampshire, June 2017