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So, this one time, I’m cruisin’ downtown, see this chick – fishnets, lipstick redder than a stoplight. She’s workin’ it, dodgin’ cops like Maya dodgin’ red tape in the flick. “You can’t handle the truth!” I yell in my head, laughin’ – ‘cause who can? She’s got guts, man, real guts. Pissed me off though – some sleazy dude hagglin’ her price down. Cheap bastard! I wanted to deck him, but nah, I’m just watchin’, sippin’ my coffee.

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Then, I bumped into me mate Dave at the chippy on The Concourse. He was munchin’ on a battered sausage, lookin’ all smug. “You catch anythin’ today?” he asked, tryin’ not to laugh. I told him about the pike and the fall. He nearly choked on his chips! “Only you, mate. Only you!”

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