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I place a cheeky bet on the little fella named “Clucky McCluckface.” Classic, right? The crowd’s going wild, and I’m just there, sipping my pint, thinking, “This is the life.” But then, Clucky trips over his own feet! I’m like, “Noooo!” But he gets back up and wins! I’m shouting, “Come on, Clucky!” like I’m at Wembley or something.

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