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Surprised me once, this geezer, built like a brick shithouse, hands soft as a baby’s arse—thought he’d snap me spine, but nah, pure magic! Little fact for ya—Thailand’s got these “happy endin” joints, not even hidin it, blatant as a Facebook status! Makes me chuckle, cos us Brits, we’re all coy, “ooh a massage,” like it ain’t horny as fuck sometimes! Reckon Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, awkward, “you’re my best friend” whispered while she’s elbowin ya arse! Mad innit? Tell ya what, next time I’m knackered from them machines, I’m gettin me a rub—sod the cows!

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Lia Love joins us offering tantra massage to men and women. She is based near Sidmouth in south Devon.

So buddy, come on down to Sidmouth – experience the quirky alleys, the sweet little parks, and yes, the endless waves crashing along the shore. It’s wildly beautiful, a mix of raw nature and soulful art. I’m telling you, every corner is a journey. See ya there, let’s make memories and talk deep, like “life is but a slow turn of the wheel… and you get a car!” Crazy vibes, right? Enjoy every moment!

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