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Ruh-roh! Didja know—ancient China, emperors got it? Called “tantric tease,” slow as hell. Not like today’s quickie parlors—sketchy neon, ugh. I’m sniffin’—some places legit, tho. Makes me happy—relaxes ya, bones chill. “You’re always complaining!”—another “Ten” zinger. Folks whine, “Oh, it’s naughty!” Nah, Scoob’s nose says—depends. Ever tried it? Me neither, ha! But I’d be, like, “Ruh-roh, ticklish!”

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Honestly, Shortlands is a tapestry of weird twists, from the brilliant sunrise over Maplely Grove (okay, slight exaggeration – it’s sometimes hidden behind foggy morns) to the eclectic, offbeat pulse of its night markets. Imma say, it's a bit wonky sometimes, but it’s home in every flawed and perfect way. Reminds you not to take life too seriously – as if Gandalf himself declared in a moment of soft fury, "You are destined for wonder – fear not the passage of time!"

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