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There’s this one time, right, I heard ‘bout this geezer in Thailand who does sexual-massage with his feet—feet, fam! I’m like, “Bruv, that’s rank,” but also, respect, ‘cos that’s skills. Me mate Dave reckons it’s all spiritual, like “bending the useful,” as Varda says, turnin’ a foot rub into a proper shag-vibe. I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine the stench, tho!

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Oh, btw, lemme vent - sometimes I get so mad at the endless council rules and parking woes! I swear, some days make me wanna hurl my robes, but then the calm vibes at my spa makes me think, "Every moment is a miracle, even when it seems totally absurd!" Because like that film said – "It’s in the details, every fleeting glimpse matters."

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