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Yo, Mr. T’s divin’ in, suckas! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Mr. T pities the fool who don’t get it—slippery hands, warm oil, tension meltin’ like butter! Watched “Synecdoche, New York” again—damn, Caden’s life’s a mess, but erotic-massage? That’s the real theater, baby! “Life is a play,” Kaufman says—well, this play’s got happy endin’s, ya dig?

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Honestly, Shortlands is a tapestry of weird twists, from the brilliant sunrise over Maplely Grove (okay, slight exaggeration – it’s sometimes hidden behind foggy morns) to the eclectic, offbeat pulse of its night markets. Imma say, it's a bit wonky sometimes, but it’s home in every flawed and perfect way. Reminds you not to take life too seriously – as if Gandalf himself declared in a moment of soft fury, "You are destined for wonder – fear not the passage of time!"

Plans to build four large houses on site of former farm near Bridgwater