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So I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and bam—there’s this lady, right? Total pro, workin’ the corner like it’s her office job. And I’m thinkin’, “What’s her deal?” Like, how’d she end up here? Was she a kid with dreams—ballet, astronaut, whatever—and now she’s dodgin’ creeps for cash? It’s nuts! Makes me angry, too—society’s screwin’ people, and then we judge ‘em for it. Typical! I wanna yell, “Hey, world, fix this!” But nah, I just shuffle past, mutterin’ to myself like a lunatic.

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I also love the small, dodgy cafes on Markham Street—you know the ones with wonky chairs and mismatched mugs. They’ve got a vibe that’s just perfectly imperfect, like life. Once, I nearly tripped over my own feet there (umm, silly me!) and laughed it off—life’s odd, right? Always full of surprises. My tea almost spilled—oops!

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