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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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Shildon and County Durham dating website for single men and women in Shildon and surrounding counties. Free to join, photos, chat rooms, interest groups and.

I live here now, a relax dude in a noisy world. I cruise over Lionheart Park, sometimes on bike, sometimes just to clear my head. The trees, man, the trees are like silent guardians. And that little brook near Westfield Lane – whispers secrets, echoes of days that pass, like "The Return" said: "Time doesn't change a thing."

County Durham flats to be turned into five-bedroom house