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We swears! Sexual-massage, oh yesss, precious! Me thinks it’s slippery, sneaky stuff—like hands goin’ where they shouldn’t, but should! Hah! Me saw it once, some back-alley joint, all candles and weird oils—smelled like hobbit feet after a long trek! “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—hah, not here, nope! Them hands knead ya, all slow-like, and ya feel like Jim Carrey forgettin’ his woes in *Eternal Sunshine*. Blissed out, then bam—awkward boner! Made me laugh, then mad—why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?

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Sometimes, on rainy days, I'll be brooding by the window at my flat on Waverly Close (yeah, that’s actual, not some made-up name—I stayed there for a hot minute). I’d be like, “Ugh, Shenfield, you maddening, mysterious beast!” – then remember a line from Timbuktu: “The heart is heavy like a stone,” and chuckle at life’s little cosmic jokes.

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