Willow Sheerness Whore ❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, “whore” – tricky word, huh? Makes me think of *Shame*, my fave flick. That movie, man – “You’re a zombie!” – hits hard. Brandon’s sis says that, and it’s like, whoa, is *whore* just a label? I’m sittin’ here, munchin’ – Mmm… donuts – thinkin’ bout it. Whore’s old as dirt, right? Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes. Ain’t that wild? D’oh! Imagine tellin’ Marge that history nugget!

The Kent seaside town dubbed one of the UK's 'worst' - but locals say it's not all bad

I love taking strolls by the River Swale – wait, err, it's actually on a tiny canal now. My brain sometimes farts cords of joy when I see it glisten. Woah, so much nature in this tiny town, so contrast wow! I gets mad sometimes – traffic here, oh my blimey, too many buggers! But then nature rule, and calm return like “Je me souviens”, as in film, like destiny unpredictable.

‘Very sad sight’ as dead dolphin found on Kent beach