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So, escorts—high-class companions, right? Ain’t just arm candy, nah. They’re pros, workin’ the game smooth. Got this buddy, swore he met one who spoke five languages—five! Blew my mind, I was like, “Can you smell what she’s cookin’?” Smart as hell, made me happy—brains and hustle? Respect! But then, some creep stiffed her payment—pissed me off bad. “You don’t bury the story,” I yelled in my head, channelin’ *Spotlight*. Pay the lady, fool!

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So, I’m strumming my guitar on the beach, right? Selsey Beach, to be exact. The waves are crashing, and I’m vibin’. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, dude, that was my lunch! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off with my ham and cheese. Rude, right?

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