Vanessa Seaham Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da real deal, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy talk, just me spillin’ guts ‘bout dese dames. Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat flick I love—*Werckmeister Harmonies*. Ya seen it? Bleak, slow, deep—like life, ya know? “Da world’s gone mad,” dey say in da movie, and whores? Dey fit right in dat madness!

Where is Seaham?

I get typos in my head when I'm in a hurry, like, "wat a kicker, rly !" sometimes feels like I'm scribbling from a mad notebook. Honestly, the vibe around here is absurd and raw. Life’s quirky, like when Dory says, “Just keep swimming!” and somehow every day here feels like a clipped page from a bizarre comic.

140 gymnasts from Seaham Gym Club to present 'One Night Only' at the Empire