Lauren Seaford Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Oh, and here’s a tidbit – dunno if it’s bollocks, but they say “whore” comes from some old word meanin’ “lover.” Ain’t that a kicker? Love twisted into a slur – makes ya think, dunnit? I’m sat here, puffin’ me cigar, thinkin’ – blimey, she’s a riddle wrapped in a bleedin’ enigma, like *Inherent Vice* itself. “What’s in the box?” Doc asks – mate, with a whore, ya never know, and that’s the thrill!

The Shore Seaford

I live near Marine Drive, right off Wellcombe Road – yeah, those names get thrown around a lot here. The beaches near Seaford Head. Ive seen more abs than reps at a gym. That place makes me think of “Spirited Away” – "Once you've met someone, you never really forget them" – though mostly in the line of mass numbers from the spa.

Action taken at popular beauty spot and viewpoint