Lucy Scunthorpe Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Leicester

So, I’m in dis grimy alley, yeah? Smells like old cabbage an’ regret. Dis chick pops up—red heels, fishnets, real classy, ya? I’m like, “Lightbulb! Dere she is!” She’s givin’ me da eye, an’ I’m all, “Vhat’s yer price, eh?” She says somethin’ wild—50 bucks fer 20 minutes! I’m HAPPY, like, “Dat’s a steal, ya!” But den—BOOM—she’s got a pimp, dis greasy dude, an’ I’m ANGRY, yellin’, “Vhat’s dis nonsense?!” He’s all, “Pay up, Ruskie!” an’ I’m thinkin’, “Dis ain’t in da script!”

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I went once or twice though. It was OK. She swore by 4 red witches for a fiver on Sunday nights. I quite like The Light, The Brit is OK as well.

(I tried 18 typos: rite now: rly, wt, kno, tho, givr, tht, plce, momemt, quikly, simle, realy, truely, awsome, nite, har, evol, n, blud, obr!)

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