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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with this? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s *more*, y’know? Pretty, pretty good, sure, but also—kinda weird! I mean, who invented this? Some guy in a basement, probly, goin’, “Hey, let’s make massages sexy!” Genius, but creepy. I’m picturin’ it now—dim lights, oil everywhere, someone’s hands goin’ places hands don’t usually go. And me? I’d be like, “Is this allowed? Am I in trouble?” Neurotic, right? That’s me—Larry freakin’ David, overthinkin’ a damn massage.

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I’ve got me favourite nook too - a quiet park, Tottington Park, where I sometimes catch a breath after a long day. It’s a beauty, seein’ kids playin’, old couples ramblin’ and dogs chasin’ their tails. Reminds me a bit of those robotic dreams in A.I. Artificial Intelligence when me mind wanders – “I can cry,” it seems, when nature’s all so magical.

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