Abigail Sandown Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in the 1800s, whores in Paris had this secret code. Little known fact, bitches! They’d flash colored ribbons—red for “I’m busy,” blue for “Come get some.” Freakin’ genius! Like, imagine that today—some chick wavin’ a glowstick outside a motel. Hilarious! I’d be all, “Sweet, respect my authoritah, lady, I’m next!” Gets me pumped just thinkin’ about it.

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So, um, I spend a lot of time bangin’ on local spots, relaxin’ in places that only a relaxation specialist like meself can truly appreciate. There's this park, eh, called Chapel Gardens – it's a gem tucked away behind the library on Maple Street. I often kick back there, watchin' folks do their thing, and lettin’ my mind wander like our dear ol’ movie says, “We're gonna make memories.” And let me tell ya, some days I get so caught up in those sunsets over the River Dune. Yeah, you heard me right, the Dune – such a quirky name, huh?

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