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Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

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Hey, lemme tell ya about Sandown, UK – it's just somethin' else, man. I've been livin' here for years, and, uh, I gotta say, it’s a chill place, ya know? So, here's the deal… Sandown's got these quaint streets – like Main Street and Seaview Road – where you can just stroll and let your worries melt away. And oh wow, the local landmarks, man – there's that old clock tower on Church Lane that still ticks away like memories, reminding me of moments in life, kinda like those wise words in Boyhood: “Time just goes on,” ya know?

The Punt Acca: Harry Wilson with three tips from Sandown on Saturday